A day in advertising

Client: I want three options delivered on this in half an hour.

Brand Manager: It’s not possible, but we can try.

Client Servicing: We have a brief. It’s just a 15-minute job.

Copywriter: Tell the bitch I do not work here. So my opinion obviously doesn’t matter.

Art team: This is against my artistic principles.

Client Servicing: Everyone hates me.

Head of Agency: Tell them to do it in one hour.

Brand Manager: Half an hour is all you got.

Client Servicing: The team is working on it.

Client: I think I don’t want that copy anymore.