Head of Agency: Ability to treat all clients as long lost relatives.
Brand Manager: Should be able to bullshit the client and the team.
Client Servicing: Must know how to say yes all the time.
Copywriter: Should have the knack of saying no.
Art: Should assume that no one understands them.
Client: Must multi-task between assuming, refusing and confusing.
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Monday, September 20, 2010
A day in advertising
Client: I want three options delivered on this in half an hour.
Brand Manager: It’s not possible, but we can try.
Client Servicing: We have a brief. It’s just a 15-minute job.
Copywriter: Tell the bitch I do not work here. So my opinion obviously doesn’t matter.
Art team: This is against my artistic principles.
Client Servicing: Everyone hates me.
Head of Agency: Tell them to do it in one hour.
Brand Manager: Half an hour is all you got.
Client Servicing: The team is working on it.
Client: I think I don’t want that copy anymore.
Brand Manager: It’s not possible, but we can try.
Client Servicing: We have a brief. It’s just a 15-minute job.
Copywriter: Tell the bitch I do not work here. So my opinion obviously doesn’t matter.
Art team: This is against my artistic principles.
Client Servicing: Everyone hates me.
Head of Agency: Tell them to do it in one hour.
Brand Manager: Half an hour is all you got.
Client Servicing: The team is working on it.
Client: I think I don’t want that copy anymore.
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